This really does work!!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have sex (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator ..

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE!

ooooooooOOOOhoohoOOOOhhhhh :shock: